A cheeky, holiday-themed kiss-cut sticker that blends dark humor with festive flair. The design features a slumped, cartoonish orca tangled in Christmas lights, wearing a crooked Santa hat and wreath, with the phrase “Dead Inside but Festive” in playful typography. It brings a wink of sarcasm to laptops, journals, water bottles, or gift-wrap, adding personality without taking itself too seriously. Durable glossy vinyl, bright eco-solvent inks, and precise kiss-cut edges make the art stand out while applying smoothly to flat, indoor surfaces. Choose white or transparent backing and from four sizes to find the right fit for your space. Product features - Glossy paper finish with scratch-resistant surface - Durable 100% vinyl with strong permanent acrylic adhesive (not waterproof) - Vibrant eco-solvent inks for bright, long-lasting color - Quick, bubble-free application; available in 4 sizes - White and transparent sticker backing options Care instructions - Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.